We finished term last week with the soul purpose of going to battle this week instead. We are on the front line of defeating the term’s forgotten household chores that have crept out of their places and are taking over the home. I’m your live correspondent reporting from the front line.
Today is Thursday and work was meant to start on Monday, but head of office is a County Councillor, so that explains everything. We’re still waiting for the giants of tidying techniques to decide what they are going to listen to while they fight: “Famous Five”; “Just William” or Uncle Seymour?
We will update you on the progress when more information is made available.