Per kindness of the Ladybird Archive Collection:
IF YOUR FORMATIVE YEARS MEANT
School dinners were liver and onions rather than Turkey Twizzlers
A Blackberry was something you picked in a country lane and not something you spent your weekend ignoring
MySpace was a den in your garden, built with bed sheets and runner bean canes
Noah, Isaac and Joshua were characters from the Bible rather than kids in your class
Wheelies were what you did on your bike in the park and not what you wore on your feet for the weekly shop
And if you wanted to be an astronaut, train driver, footballer or anything other than a CELEBRITY when you grew up CONGRATULATIONS
You are a product of the Ladybird generation.
Yep! That’s me.